natmastafunk:

It’s time

natmastafunk:

It’s time

srafandseedpods:

OH MY GOD one of our tigers did this (and it isn’t stuck on his head; one of the keepers went in to see if he needed help and he undid this and redid it on his own a few times) but oh my god hE’S PRETENDING TO BE A LION IM GONNA DIE

quick personality test

notesfrombakerst:

say “hey now” in a group of people and see if they respond with “you’re an allstar” or “this is what dreams are made of”

chick-hen-roost-her:

i never get sick of this guys puns

jakemalik:

shopping with the girls <3 xoxo

jakemalik:

shopping with the girls <3 xoxo

vinebox:

me at the movies

pizza:

demoncest:

i really hate this ‘ur other half is out there somewhere u just gotta meet them’ like fuck off im not incomplete im a whole person and i dont need anyone to ‘complete me’ the only thing i need is a pizza and not ur shit bye

yeah thats right, all you need is me

vvaddles:

U know when you were a kid and won a game in first place and there was that little bitch who went “first is the worst second is the best” like how the fuck did that even make sense

danyuuul:

*DIES AND FALLS IN GRAVE AND SOUL GOES INTO SPACE* my god that was cute