vvhaleshark:

he’s schwimming

vvhaleshark:

he’s schwimming

largecoin:

what a day!!!!!!!! nothing happened and i was tired

telapathetic:

 *intensely doesnt care*

lipstick-lesbian:

Same

shouldnt:

that moment when you finally squeeze into those super skinny jeans

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broblerones:

"animated tv shows for adults can’t really be funny unless they’re offensive, it’s called satire!"
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me as a pedestrian: [catwalks slowly across street as 90 cars pile up behind each other trying to turn; throws modelesque glance backwards over designer shades] [car inches into crosswalk] HOW DARE YOU COME WITHIN FIVE FEET OF ME!? I HAVE THE FUCKING RIGHT OF WAY??? SEE YOU IN COURT YOU CAPITALIST, PLANET-DESTROYING SCUM
me driving: say your prayers

frogscreamsweedpoop:

GARY NEEDS A NEW PAIR OF SHOES

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frozenfontana:

iaintnopapaya:

Disney Princesses as sloths.

but why