revolucianado:

revolucianado:

tryin to clean my house and listen to Beyonce at the same time

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I didn’t almost break my neck for 4 notes you fuckers

ivvrite:

the best metaphor posts I’ve seen so far

internetmessiah:

I’ve decided I want to be cremated. Not when I die, just whenever. Surprise me.

ihaveabadcaseofthefandoms:

lizthefangirl:

xibalbadance:

Mother fuckin’ Jim Carrey

i have searched

for this gifset

for all eternity

this is one of the funniest things I’ve ever seen

likeatragedynoww:

likeatragedynoww:

its christmas eve and look whos on tumblr

all of us

easter and oh look at that

we’re all still here

theworldisamessijustneedtoruleit:

unlucid:

nocive:

meanwhile in Afghanistan

never gets old

the curve in the d is having the time of his fucking life

theworldisamessijustneedtoruleit:

unlucid:

nocive:

meanwhile in Afghanistan

never gets old

the curve in the d is having the time of his fucking life

Things I've done this 420/Easter: reblog weed jokes, reblog easter jokes, reblog jesus jokes, reblog weed easter jesus jokes
Things I haven't done this 420/Easter: actually smoked weed or gone to church

laptopped:

do rude people know they’re rude

hellabloggin:

oh how the mackles have mored

tishue:

there’s a group of men on the tv answering a survey about “how much they really know about women” and they asked “which percentage of women do not orgasm from intercourse alone” and they all answered 15 when the real answer was 75 and their faces were just abysmal it gave me life