gingahninjah:

sliced bread is the greatest thing since betty white

gingahninjah:

sliced bread is the greatest thing since betty white

evilfartgallery:

fartgallery:

i hope you’re all having a great day

I don’t

x-file:

catazoid:

As promised, here are some pictures of Lyalya’s first walk outside! Look at the bushy little squirrel tail :D the sandpit was her favorite spot! She was extremely excited and threw sand all over the place

this is a fucking squirrel. this is a fucking squirrel with a cat’s head. who is responsible for this

jvnkbox:

mynameisfluffy:

t h i s.

so real

hungryhowie:

saying “ow” when you get hit in a video game

lameborghini:

i love boys but not really

do u wanna cuddle naked yes or yes 

poodlepunk:

this is the best omegle conversation i’ve had so far

poodlepunk:

this is the best omegle conversation i’ve had so far

parkingstrange:

if I had a nickel for every time I stubbed my toe I would be the most angry and hurt millionaire in history

magik0rp:

Bitch please, I can totally match Ariana Grande’s vocal range. Just throw a cockroach at me

oeuniverse:

In order to become the supreme adult, you must perform the seven wonders:

  • Public speaking
  • Not being afraid of teenagers
  • Calling the doctor yourself
  • Taxes
  • Arguing without crying
  • Having a normal sleep pattern
  • Having an answer to the question ‘what do you want to do with your life?’

cristinaya:

Shine bright like a washed nintendog image